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July 17, 2011

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I am an asshole. Sometimes incoherent and prone to idiotic slurs. I scratch myself in inappropriate places, at inappropriate times, around inappropriate people. I feel shaving is a futile effort against protein synthesis, natural enzymes, and a healthy ability to process vitamins. I’m not going to ever leave the table to powder my nose. I’ll […]