I don’t treat men like meat, probably because I’m a Vegetarian.

Posted on April 1, 2011

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“I don’t treat men like meat, probably because I’m a Vegetarian.”

She’s talking about him.

“His hair is so soft, what a lean build, and he’s very-very athletic.”

She gushes.

“But his hair isn’t the right colour, and he’s too short, and all he talks about is sports.”

She rolls her eyes, sighing dramatically once again. Her face distorted as her cheeks leans into her palm.

“I want a man with black hair, he has to be six-foot, and he should be able to dance too.”

She clucks her tongue, pressing the pads of her fingers, checking off her shopping list, missing the most important ingredient,

 herself.

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